Friday, July 4, 2008

the distance

The reality show called "condo hunting with the turtle" has finally begun. She messaged me that morning to join her into looking during our lunch break at some 1 bedroom spaces on buildings that will be done by 2011. I am impressed, the girl has done her research--she brought in an envelope full of figures and computations on downpayments and monthly installments writton on different letterheads collected from her previous visits. We looked into this property near buendia and one in pasong tamo-the latter is right smack beside makati cinema square. The real estate agent kept on insisting that the pirated dvd haven will be torn down soon-"your kidding right?" i retorted, "that thing has been fully depreciated since i was in college, what made you think that theyll finally give that place some much needed euthanasia".

The turtle was very interested in this cute loft who has this power of making people's inhibition disappear-i thought "if i live here and someone asked me what my loft looks like, ill say--it looks like sex"... but she decided otherwise in the account of her dog having a slipped disc. I acted as a devils advocate by asking her if she's really sure about getting a space for her own. "Look, by the time this building will be completed, you'll be in your early 30s--these things are never an investment, you definitely have to move in but are u sure u wont be married by that time" She answered with the biggest smile "I have a friend who bought a condo as well years ago, by the time the building was done, she got hitched--chalk it up for a good luck charm"

... SOLD!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaa.. it looks like sex, its that all you think off?

Anonymous said...

funny post yet again jards! i will definitely miss makati cinema square when they close it down, where else can i get my porn! hehe

-hannah

pamster said...

who would in her right mind, leave the confines of her parents home where you dont have to worry about bills and theres always food in the table!??

wait...thats me :)

Anonymous said...

Dropping by and watch your youtube vids (^_^)

Anonymous said...

if i do end up single, would i rather be a 30-something living on her own or a 30-something still living with her parents? the answer says it all!

Anonymous said...

Jards - for crying out loud - name the girl already. I for one would be insulted if you'd refer to me as 'turtle' in your blog. Please. Grow up. Come on.

Anonymous said...

hi anonymous,

i am the "turtle" in question here. i would prefer not to reveal my identity in case i get into blog-worthy shenanigans. i love anonymity. don't u?

:)

mitzybitzyspyder said...

Jardine -- Star na star!
LOL!

Anonymous said...

I saw the link at ur facebook page and I love every post u made! Its highly addicting. . . Ikaw na ikaw ito hahaha. Enjoy your weekend!

KGM said...

Good luck to the condo hunter! You can't go wrong with real estate :) Unless you don't pay LOL!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

showbiz na showbiz ang dating ng blog mo!