42 unread emails...half of them claiming they know me only to find out that they're selling cheaper viagra...someone stole my pen again...a printed worksheet on the weekends delivery report...someone messed up the formulas for the nth time...the difference of the no. of days between june 24 and june 29 is not -34556...3 unopened time magazines...the top news on my google reader says "kid get decapitated by rollercoaster while getting his hat"...i didnt know if i should smile, smirk or laugh...whats for lunch today?...oil is at 150 a barrel...better bring out the trucking rate increase request template...change date...change clients name...change percentage of diesel increase...change actual increase...maintain "we love you and we've been extremely loyal to u as business partner, but hell! we have a business to run and profit margins to maintain" tone...im in the wrong industry...joy division's ian curtis is the most underrated talent under the category "musical geniuses who stupidly comitted suicide in their peak"...my secretary is screaming at the phone again...received a demand letter from a citibank lawyer..i owe them 150 pesos for the 3 years worth of unpaid annual fees...told them a dozen times that i had the card cancelled since 2005...u cant help but feel sorry for the lawyer who signs these letters...my messenger has been using the photocopying machine since i got in an 3 hours ago...someone has to remind him that short doses of radiation is a killer...my expired yoghurt still tastes good...8 posts-it on my wall...one says "stop using post-its"
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i loovveee joy division! the scene from "marie antoniette" where they play ceremony on the foreground is one of my favorite scenes of all time!
and i thought i was the only one getting these emails about cheaper viagra hehe
-kristine
credit card companies suck! fight the power!
hi clockworkchico, ive just spent the entire hour reading your past entries and it was highly entertaining, i need to rss this. Keep up the good work! you are hilarious!
i actually laughed when i read that news about the kid and the rollercoaster, talk about stupidity
-pamster
Hello clockworkchico, thanks for dropping by my site...Have a nice day!!! ;-)
my messenger has been using the photocopying machine since i got in an 3 hours ago...
that's what we call dedication at work hahahaha.
those incompetent lawyers at collection agencies can't even pay their own monthly office rentals for crying out loud. wtf.
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