Tuesday, August 12, 2008

before "the man" edits it out

here's the self-absorbed/pretentious article that i wrote for manila bulletin for this coming friday's issue..enjoy! :)


Opening Credits

I blame it all on my parents and their Betamax copy of Seven Samurai.

Having been brought up in the 80s pop culture frenzy of Japanese cartoons and action series dubbed in English (Shaider, Voltes V, Daimos – if you were ever a kid in this era you know what I’m talking about), I was of course attracted to the Kurosawa classic based on the title alone. Never mind that it’s cover was in black and white, and of course I never bothered to read the synopsis; it had something to do with samurai, and in my child’s mind that’s all it needed to get played.

That, however, is as far as the logic goes in my head. That’s how it ended up in the betamax player – I have no plausible explanation as to why I didn’t turn it off after the first five minutes. I can’t justify a seven year old me sitting though a grainy movie that had nothing to do with the cartoons I so adored. It being the first serious movie I sat through, I could give it credit for opening up my film interest. But I suppose it really just awakened something in me that’s always been there – the ability to get lost in what most first graders would call a long and boring film.


Blockbuster’s Preferred Customer

Strangers who enter my den for the first time would immediately tag me a film buff. I’m guessing it has something to do with around 1,300 original DVDs lining my walls – in alphabetical order. When people pick up on this fact they also jump to the conclusion that I am obsessively neat.

The alphabetical order part I can easily justify – how else do you keep track of more than a thousand DVDs? Don’t even bring up the idea of one of those generic DVD cases – I keep all my movies in their original casings, thanks.

And the film buff part? Yeah, I have no argument for that – but I’d also like to point out that I didn’t just fill my shelves with Citizen Kane, Chinatown and A Bout de Souffle. Sitting among the more serious stuff (like The Simpsons Movie) are the likes of High Fidelity, Jerry Maguire, Spiderman I and II and Bridget Jones’ Diary.

It’s clear from my collection that I am not a film snob – I just love movies. All kinds of movies. From every director, in pretty much any language. As long as it has opening and closing credits, moving pictures and the ability to capture my interest (which when it comes to films is obviously not that difficult), I’m there.

What makes a good movie for me is the emotional response it draws – when it comes to the more popular films I consider it worth watching in my book if it triggers the reaction its genre is supposed to – comedies that make me laugh, horror movies that raise the hairs on my arms, dramas that make me give a crap about the characters on screen and identify with whatever crisis it is that’s going on in their fictional lives. Sometimes unintentional reactions work for me too – if a horror movie inadvertently makes me guffaw out loud in the cinema that’s good enough.

I don’t sit through every movie looking for breathtaking cinematography, Pulitzer-worthy dialogue and life-altering insight – most movies made and screened in public these days are for pure entertainment value, and as long as I am in one way or another entertained – visually, intellectually, emotionally – then I am one happy viewer.

Of course truly great movies – the ones I love and watch over and over again – set a different standard in my head. Over the years I’ve come to know and admire the styles of my favorite directors, their particular unique touch that make the movie truly their work – this is what makes a great film for me. I’ll site Kubrick as an example – he’s fearless, irreverent, almost self-indulgent. He makes a film that would obviously very much entertain him, and what everybody else thinks, he doesn’t give a damn. He would come up with the perfect film for himself, and if you get it, that film would be perfect for you as well.

If You Were Stuck On A Desert Island…

Or, my top ten movies of all time, the ones I would watch again and again if I had only these to play for the next 60 or so years:

1. A Clockwork Orange (Stanley Kubrick, 1971)
You sit through this movie and you just have to accept the fact that you are in a completely different world – what you know and who you are doesn’t count, the characters are people you probably wouldn’t want to meet in real life, and you’re jolted by a side of human nature you never wanted to explore. The senseless violence, the perversity and the weirdness leaves you disoriented for days after watching – that’s what makes it the perfect film.

2. Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Some films you have to watch more than once to truly appreciate*. Films like Vanilla Sky and Pulp Fiction didn’t really jump out at me as truly great from the first – until I watched it the second time and started paying closer attention to the dialogue. Then I realized what a great movie it is based on the script alone.
Pulp Fiction makes my list before Vanilla Sky does because its characters are way cooler and the interlacing stories more diverse.

*A Clockwork Orange also falls into this category but that’s only because it’s emotionally a bit too much to take in one sitting

3. Der Himmel über Berlin (Wim Wenders, 1988)
Which was remade into “City Of Angels” about ten years later. This movie I loved foremost for its cinematography – every scene in this film looked like a masterpiece. Plus Wenders also depicted angels in a most excellent way – the way I would imagine them to be, thus making the film something I could very much relate to.

4. Bottle Rocket (Wes Anderson, 1996)
This was Wes Anderson’s first movie – one of my favorite directors of all time. This is where I first discovered his whimsical style, his knack for making a neat little package out of scenes that don’t really make any sense. The quiet strangeness of his pictures coupled with a really good soundtrack makes this movie one of my all time faves.

5. The Godfather II (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
I wasn’t allowed to cheat and say the Godfather trilogy. If I had to choose I’d have to bring the second one with me because it’s like watching two movies in one – plus I liked the neat parallelisms Coppola made between the young Vito Corleone and the older, tougher Michael.

6. Jules et Jim (Francois Truffaut, 1962)
Not your typical love story, I believe this movie was way before it’s time – even for the French. It delves into love triangles and ménage a trois, and ties it all up with a very appropriate ending.

7. Casablanca (Michael Curtiz, 1942)
The cheesy dialogue, the overplayed and studied delivery of every line, the real old-world romance you won’t find in any film nowadays because nowadays we just can’t pull it off anymore– those are trapped forever in this film, stuff you can only preserve and never duplicate. It just won’t work if you make this film at any other time; this movie is an irreplaceable classic.

8. Raging Bull (Martin Scorsese, 1980)
Having went on about the director attracting me to the film before anything else I had to put Scorsese on this list. And of all the great Scorsese films I had to choose this one. Very trademark Scorsese, with the essential de Niro thrown in as a disturbed prize fighter. Need I say more?

9. Dr. Strangelove (Stanley Kubrick, 1964)
Because it’s Kubrick, and it’s funny.

10. Requiem For A Dream (Darren Aronofsky, 2000)
Though I don’t really make it a point to seek out terribly depressing movies that leave you without even the tiniest sliver of hope in the end, I still loved this movie because of the impact it leaves on anyone who watches it. Much like a bad relationship, you’re left feeling abused, emotionally drained, depressed – but you can’t take your eyes off it and you keep coming back for more – you’re in love.

10.5. Tie between Revenge of The Nerds and the Back To The Future Trilogy
Ok, ok, I cheated. But I had to bring some of the whimsical along with me. Revenge of the Nerds I must have watched about ten times when I was a kid. And the Back To The Future Trilogy – it’s just the perfect 80s trilogy for me. Great concept, memorable characters, and of you pay close enough attention, some really funny inside jokes that only the greatest of its fans would get.

Is It Me Or The Film That’s Out Of Focus?

One sad thing I’ve noticed is that lately it’s been more difficult for me to concentrate on the longer films – the ones without the prerequisite car chases, one-liners and romantic interests. I don’t blame Hollywood – I respectfully thank the movie industry giants for mass manufacturing the saccharin cotton candy of entertainment, the releases I can sit through brain dead from the sugar rush without having to think too much about what this film is really saying – most of the time they’re not really saying much, that’s what makes them so entertaining.

But too much of a good thing can do its damage – my movie palate has gotten so used to the simple flavors of pop culture flicks that when confronted by the complex, delicate essence of the classics my now lazy tongue gets bored. I find myself getting annoyed at having to concentrate to pick up tastes subtler than explosive saccharin.

The good news is the movie taste can be re-trained. That little boy who sat though almost three and a half hours of Kurosawa twenty-five years ago is still sitting in me – he just needs to be woken up.

If you want to truly appreciate film in it’s every form and genre, try to strike a good balance between the fluff and the intense – you don’t have to eschew box office hits as beneath your taste, but you’d also like to explore something other than the latest amusing no-brainer to hit the cinemas. If there’s a film on my top ten list you haven’t seen, any of those would be a pretty good place to start.ss

I look at the 1,347 DVDs lining my shelves and I can proudly say I have a pretty good balance going on there. Yes, I know how many movies I have exactly – I counted.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

funny article! i loves it! now..when are you going to write about trivial stuff again? i think i speak for everyone that we miss your witty banter :)

Anonymous said...

so thats where you got your username hehehe

Anonymous said...

pwedeng paotograp before you become paymoose?

- blue skies smiling on me

Anonymous said...

you forgot one of the best movies of all time:

"No Retreat, No Surrender."

Bruce lee's ghost showed up to train the kid man! After he left home because his father tore his bruce lee poster.

and Jean Claude Van Damme before he could even speak english as the villain? That shit can never be reproduced!

How about the scene where he's wearing a red shirt, then it turns into a yellow shirt and nobody notices??

Some classic lines-

Kid: "That guy will eat you alive!"

Jayce: "I'm nobody's lunch!"

and then the final scene where the final match starts out with a zoom in scene of the MGM boxing arena complete with a full audience and commentators... then when the fight scene ends, they are in a high school gym with folding chairs and about 3 dozen people watching, how can you beat that!

fierywoman said...
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fierywoman said...

It bothers me that there's not a single local movie among your favorites. To think that you almost turned me into Keyser's lunch when I was eyeing your Wengweng.

Anonymous said...

i saw 2/10 on your list of your favorite movies..now that's just sad. i like the article jards, pero why did u tone down your usual stuff :P

pamster said...

very very entertaining article jardine! jukes et jim is also one of my favorite movies of all time. glad to know that i'm not the only one who loves it!

when are u going to start "normally" writing again...too much drama in your life you dont want to share? hehe

Anonymous said...

wim wenders-wings of desire! yesssss!!! excellent taste!

and props on revenge of the nerds, underrated classic hehe

ACgrrrl said...

After Friday, you'll be famous to Makati Med patients! The paper is delivered everyday to the rooms at exactly 8:00AM (I timed it for 5 days).

Cheers!

frequent flyer said...

love it! i just can't relate. haha! i'm totally not a movie fanatic and so out of touch. i'd love to see your collection though...

renski said...

Are the TV series DVDs already included in that figure? Or do they form a separate inventory? :)

Wala ako mai-comment na iba. Siyet.

Anonymous said...

That should be worth roughly around P2 million right?

You have it insured right?

Tara, i'll break into your house and ransack your collection, then get the insurance money and we can split it wohoo!

mitzybitzyspyder said...

i do not have your Amelie DVD ok. You've called me 3x about that. I have my own 12 in 1 Makati Cinema Square copy. I can give it to you if you want it! haha!

I have Dancer in the dark, eternal sunshine, the shining, the ltl prince, kiki's delivery service, run lola run and those duplicate copies that you gave me. Drop them by really soon. I've also just finished Stargirl. Expect a big bag full of your stuff.

Anonymous said...

What happened? No entry for 9 days?

Anonymous said...

asan na karate kid? "Put him in a body bag!!!" - che